A bad idea, poorly executed: Topiary, with Ficus

Here's some topiary that I came across while on an urban hike with buddy Dan G. I mostly dislike topiary, but these struck me as particularly poor execution of a bad idea. There's no uniformity of size or height as one would expect for a formal entryway and the shapes are each uniquely lumpy.

Bad, bad, form. Don't use Ficus and Don't do this.

Ugly ficus topiary