tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29504535.post116363396977012242..comments2024-03-08T14:04:00.258-08:00Comments on Breathing Treatment: Letter to SantaBrenthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11450393891493020636noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29504535.post-1164752070403231982006-11-28T14:14:00.000-08:002006-11-28T14:14:00.000-08:00Must...resist...lure...of...humorous...response.De...Must...resist...lure...of...humorous...response.<BR/><BR/><BR/>Dear Houston, <BR/><BR/>Thank you so much for your letter. I’m sorry that you had an army man with a broken head last year – sometimes my elves get a little rushed and careless when packing my sleigh. <BR/><BR/>I’ve read your wish list and I think there may be one or two of those toys around here with your name on it. I have to deliver to a lot of boys and girls, so unless I have my list, I really find it hard to keep track.<BR/><BR/>In answer to your question, whether I like beer or eggnog, the answer is that I prefer eggnog unless it’s a very warm Christmas night. Then I might like a beer or two.<BR/><BR/>I noticed that there was a coin tucked in with your letter. I have a rule to never accept money. Perhaps you could give the quarter to a Christmas charity. There are many families that struggle to make ends meet and every little bit can count for them.<BR/><BR/>Ho Ho Ho! Merry Christmas!<BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/>Santa ClausBrenthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11450393891493020636noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29504535.post-1163739582615005952006-11-16T20:59:00.000-08:002006-11-16T20:59:00.000-08:00P.S. Thank you for the generous donation to the B...P.S. Thank you for the generous donation to the Bill and Melinda Claus foundation. Your quarter will feed an entire village of elves for six years! You will receive a letter from your sponsor elf in six to eight weeks.beam aims northhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09640660445798329531noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29504535.post-1163739340762292832006-11-16T20:55:00.000-08:002006-11-16T20:55:00.000-08:00Dear Sir:We apologize for the error and appreciate...Dear Sir:<BR/><BR/>We apologize for the error and appreciate your calling this matter to our attention. Items placed in the sleigh's overhead compartments may shift during sleigh flight, occasionally causing breakage. In 2006, we introduced a new, state-of-the-art packaging and shipping facility, which has reduced the number of transit-induced defects by 95%.<BR/><BR/>We at the North Pole strive to ensure 100% customer satisfaction. Please accept this extra package of cherries with our compliments, and please write to us again next year.<BR/><BR/>Wishing you a Merry Christmas,<BR/><BR/>Santos L. Halper<BR/>North Pole, Inc.<BR/>Your one-stop shop for Christmas gift requests!beam aims northhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09640660445798329531noreply@blogger.com